It’s happened to a lot of people. We can’t argue with logic when one of our friends or family presents a point that shouldn’t be true. It’s something that many people can relate to, and it’s what we’d like to spend today discussing. Rather than focusing on relatives or family members, we’ll evaluate the internet’s amazing wonders and what others have written. Buckle up because the majority of these are fantastic.
I’m Throwing Up in the Toilet
For the record, “Up” is in uppercase on purpose. You’ll see why as soon as you glance at the photo. How much do you want to bet that the moment this person had this idea, they burst out laughing and couldn’t wait to share it on social media? When you see someone claim they puked in the toilet and there’s a photo attached, your first inclination is to click away. Thankfully, the individual in question was only having a good time.
Things soon became dark
Thankfully, or so we assume, the person replying here is just having a good time. They went out of their way to make things dark, and they did so quickly. In terms of the actual comment, it’s intriguing to consider. Although the individual has a valid point, it will not be accepted by all. People who are born around midnight, after all, will be able to enjoy the entire day of their birth. Fascinating material.
Crimes would be a thing of the past
If you want to try getting technical, this commenter did just that. This one took us a while to figure out. The point made by the respondent is that if crimes were allowed for 24 hours, they wouldn’t technically be crimes. After all, everything would be legal, and you wouldn’t be breaking the law in the first place. The person that posted the meme was not amused. Let’s say they had a few choice words.
“Best” is the literal last name
We’re not going to get into the issue of whether or not women should adopt their husband’s surname because it’s not our place to discuss.
All we want to focus on is the follow-up comments. We’re curious to know what the individual who originally sent the tweet was thinking. It would be hard to drop Emily Best’s last name. Heck, the husband might even agree to change his.
I’ve got a black I
It’s the small things that some people consider that amaze me. This IT professional replaced the I key on a white laptop with a black one to give him a black eye. However, most individuals would never consider doing it until seeing it in action. However, it’s understandable that an IT professional would think of it, as IT professionals are often computer savvy. A classic that we’ll remember forever.
Robert Downey Jr.’s A fan
We’ll leave it to you to figure out what the comment on this post implies. It’s rather evident. We’re curious to know whether or not this post came from a phony Robert Downey Jr. account, which we believe it did. Regardless, it demonstrates the man’s affection. For decades, he’s been an admired player in the entertainment industry. Mr. Tony Stark, you are a living legend.
The pest control kings
There isn’t a better industry expert than your cat. In case you have a rodent problem. It depends on whether your cat wishes to play with the critter or kill it. Some cats will play with them until they die. This cat, on the other hand, appears to be quite frightening. We can only picture what it must have been like for the poor mouse to stare into the eyes of such a terrifying beast.
There is concrete evidence
Didn’t it have to come down to puns? It’s all fun and games until the puns appear. It’s okay, not everyone enjoys puns, but some do. Clearly, the poster of this message does, saying that the wife has proof. Can we say something about how brutal it is that someone poured concrete in their spouse’s vehicle? Not the correct method of dealing with disagreement.
Only a slim chance of surviving
Yes, the vet makes an excellent point here. He can pick up a jaguar, a mountain lion, a tiger, or anything else. However, the person would most likely only be able to do so once in a lifetime. You know, because the enormous, enraged kittens aren’t going to like being scooped up by a stranger. It works well only with tamed cats.
Spitting Facts
It’s acceptable that most job applications require a lot of information. Employers want to know what they’re getting in terms of potential. To this person’s point, there are a lot of times while filling out an application that asks for unnecessary information.
Employers frequently request a resume, but is it required if you already have all the information on another page? Exhausting.
Brave Point
Speaking ill of the dead isn’t on most people’s bucket lists. Although few individuals will object to the thought of death, you can see the point that this person is attempting to convey. At the same time, it’s not something that many people will say. It’s easy to upset someone by saying something like this, and most people would accept the emergency landing. But that wasn’t the case with the character in this story, who was determined to make his point.
Examining the words
We’re not going to dive into the subject of this post because it’s a contentious topic. We’d like to see what happens when someone misinterprets something that wasn’t meant to be. The study is comparing Christians and atheists when it comes to cat ownership. Nobody knows why it was ever researched, but if you look at the phrasing, you can see where it suggests that atheists are much more likely to own cats than Christians.
A step-by-step guide to changing a light bulb
That’s one way to explain to the world how you managed to change a light bulb. We’d want to give credit where credit is due to the individual who posted this because we couldn’t have come up with something more inventive. On the other hand, we may have to give more credit to the response, which got us off to a good start. You have to admire the original poster’s use of the phrase “single-handedly.” Everything about this is classic.
The situation is reversed
What an intriguing perspective. It is self-evident that humans are the ones who cultivate and care for plants. Yet, when you consider what is discussed, it’s almost unbelievable that they take care of us. We’re not sure how we feel about the fact that they’ll eventually swallow us, but other than that, we like this article. Have you noticed what we did here at all? Sorry, we couldn’t help ourselves.
On the road
When someone says they travel a lot for work, it usually indicates they go long distances. But, when we think about it, almost everyone travels for work in some form (aside from work from home roles). It’s only made better by the fact that the guy who once said that line works as a pizza delivery guy. He travels for work without a doubt, and he consistently provides what everyone expects. Pizza, pizza, pizza!
The construction of pyramids
We’re willing to bet that if you asked someone what the goal of the pyramids is, they wouldn’t respond like this. It’s enlightening to declare that their goal is to provide the greatest manner possible to pile boulders without them all collapsing. We considered moving differently there, but we paused for a while to consider it. Even though pyramids are far more important than that, we must acknowledge that is a smart finding.
An improbable situation
“If neither of your parents had children, there’s a good chance you won’t either.” We may have discovered the most perplexing and contradictory statement ever made. It’s only pointing out one possible interpretation of the fact that fertility is inherited. Wow, trying to think about that hurts, because what does that mean? We haven’t read the study or any of that, but we’re confident it will make sense once you read the conclusions, research, and other pertinent information.
Fitbit is a pricey device
You often see Black Friday bargains, and Google must’ve discovered one for a Fitbit. $2.1 billion for a Fitbit is a bargain. Isn’t it true that someone got one for less than $70? Darn, Google must’ve made a blunder there. We’ll stop being sarcastic now. It’s time to reveal the truth: Google paid $2.1 billion for the entire company. Oh, but you probably figured it out by now, didn’t you? Let’s get on with it now that we’ve exhausted our last joke.
She’s double his age
We just put our heads down when we finally sorted this one out. You probably didn’t have as much trouble as we had, but because the guy’s daughter was born the day before, the poster’s son would have been twice as old as the daughter at the time. The proportion decreases with each passing day, so this person only got one chance to utilize that line. After this one, we can’t help but put our heads down. However, it’s quite clever.
The response was correct
Almost all of us have pals who enjoy being smart alecks. That’s what’s going on here as if the answer was technically correct, it wasn’t what the security guard was conveying. Out of all the individuals with whom you should try to be “clever,” anyone working in security should be at the bottom of the list. Outside of your parents, spouses, and a variety of other people, that is. We’re getting to the point where you have to pick your poison.
Stopping is far more crucial
We like the point that this guy made in their post because it’s not something that you see advertised very often. Car advertisements are typically preoccupied with how swiftly they can accelerate from zero to one hundred miles per hour, which is why so many firms advertise it. However, the capacity to save your life and stop swiftly is far more crucial. What was the reaction to the post? Yeah, that was both clever and bad all at the same time.
As long as it’s peaceful, I’m fine with it
People who have had to share a room with another person are familiar with the ups and downs that might occur. It’s not all rainbows and sunshine all the time, and sometimes all you want is your own space to call home. So be it if the only place you can find peace is beneath the stairs. At least, that’s how this small toddler sees things. However, sleeping in a cupboard beneath the stairs would be as difficult. We know we wouldn’t be able to do it.
The sea’s princess
When it comes to disputes of this type, you will always see individuals online disputing. The person who responded to this question believes that Moana is the true queen of the sea. They also had some nasty words for Ariel, which you can see for yourself. Why don’t you tell the world how you truly feel about the issue? We suppose we should give them credit for their enthusiasm.
Stating the obvious
There are some postings and tweets when you know someone is going to respond with a specific comment. The individual who posted the tweet essentially walked into the reaction that was delivered, as was the case with this tweet. Sure, they were saying that humanity had no idea where the radio signal originated in space. Nonetheless, we know it came from space, which is the apparent argument made by the replier.
What happened to Fox News?
Hey, Fox News, where have you gone? You sit there every time you watch it, expecting them to finally give you the fox news you’ve been waiting for, and then they go off the air. One of these days, the network might show anything on foxes, and the internet will physically erupt.
Can’t afford a Chicken
What a beautiful image of a chicken and her chicks. It’s always lovely to witness something like
that in nature. The picture’s tagline is meant to be humorous, yet it almost doesn’t feel like it was done on purpose.
We know it had to be, but the person who wrote the response was quick to point out the error. To be honest, we’re not sure if that person was simply overreacting or if they were also having a good time. You’d have to inquire with them.
It’s not only about being book smart
When it comes to the word “clever,” there are a lot of diverse interpretations. Yes, it always means the same thing, but it can be applied in a variety of ways depending on the situation. This is a great example of what I’m talking about. While the pupils mistook the gym teacher’s reference to actual IQ for a threat, he was frighteningly referring to smartness. Who wouldn’t want to be paid the same as the other dodgeball players? That sounds fantastic.
They didn’t have “seconds” in mind
You have to be specific with some folks. They’ll make you appear ridiculous if you don’t. When the average person reads this question, they naturally assume the individual is talking about seconds as a unit of time. However, whoever answered was thinking outside the box. In addition, there are about 30,000,000 seconds in a year, just for fun. In a year, that’s a lot of seconds. We had to know what was eating us alive.
Guilt trip for a four-year-old
Whenever you see a four-year-old guilt-tripping her mom with a sentence like this, you know you’ve seen it all. As if the four-year-old is unaware of how they came to be in this world. On the other hand, the toddler was conscious enough to recognize Mother’s Day. It’s astounding that he did it at the age of four. We’re pretty sure the phrase didn’t go down too well, but what can you say to a four-year-old who is so bright as to think up such a statement?
He’s making great strides
It’s always a good thing to have objectives in life, and if one of your goals is to become the world’s oldest man, then so be it. We admire his perspective on the objective he has set for himself. After all, he has a point when he claims that he was the worst at being the world’s oldest man when he was born. We also enjoy the personal best segment, which is simply hilarious.
Making a mistake on climate change
Climate change can be a touchy subject for certain people, despite what you might believe. There were some solid points made in this post, which is making the case that being wrong about changing climate is not an issue at all. There was a little more colorful language if that’s what you want to call it then some might choose, but the themes were properly communicated for the most part.
I’m going to get a gallon of milk
It’s a classic case of a man who now has to sleep outside in the cold. All joking aside, this is a classic example of someone who is a bit of a knucklehead. “I would suppose it weighs the same there, too,” he added to the joke, taking it to a new level.
Changing the calendar date
For the ones who didn’t get what the edit to this post was all about. Not every country writes dates in the same sequence. So, this guy changed the date so that non-Americans could completely comprehend it. There was no use in doing so with all the numbers being 11. The fact that the person turned 11 on 11/11/11 astounds us even more. That’s ridiculous in a variety of ways. How does something like that happen?
Please provide some additional context
This person’s ability to set up this entire debate is legendary. On top of that, he’s also a little cruel. They also had another person in the palms of their hands from the start, and they knew exactly what they were doing. We didn’t get to see what the follow-up comment was, which is a shame. We wouldn’t be surprised if there wasn’t one at all. After that, they undoubtedly needed some time to gather their thoughts.
The dogs have no idea how to
Dogs don’t know how to make pancakes, it’s true. They do, however, know how to eat them. Is it okay for dogs to eat pancakes? The wife is attempting to make her point. Her spouse was only interested in taking her words literally.
Just come out already
The mother shook it off the first time, but who knows how she responded the second time. Also, the last part of this dialogue is hilarious. We believe the mother should stop repeating the phrase “come out.” Every time she does, her youngster responds with a humorous retort. Cut your losses and avoid using that phrase in future talks.
In my country, no
Perhaps no other topic in the world is as contentious as presidential preference. It’s one of those discussions that many of us try to avoid because we don’t want anything negative.
Everyone in this conversation, on the other hand, makes valid points. Everyone is partially right here, from the first guy stating you have to deal with the president you have to the second one arguing that’s not his president because he lives in another nation.
You’ll need to be more descriptive
The internet has simplified our lives in a variety of ways. Anyone can go online and ask strangers for assistance with anything they want to learn, purchase, do, or fix.
This person wanted to view some references on how to mount their television on the wall. They expressed it in a way that left too much for creativity. The first commenter’s response was technically correct, but it was not what the person expected.
BRB
“I’ll be back” is a phrase made famous by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1984 film The Terminator, but it’s also a sign that business owners must routinely display when they need to leave in the middle of the day.
“I’ll be back in 10 minutes, but if I’m not, just read the message again,” may sound like a joke, but it’s technically correct and funny as hell.
A coyote on a vehicle?
“Why is there a coyote on a bus?” “Well, maybe it got extremely weary after running after the Road Runner,” – but someone had a hilarious response.
“Because they can’t drive,” says the narrator, and it’s hard to argue with that logic. We doubt anyone on the bus would be brave enough to inform the coyote that it wasn’t supposed to be there, so the animal most likely had a pleasant ride.
W-rapping
The English language is a lot of fun, and the fact that there are so many words that sound the same makes it even more so. Remember that Winnie the Pooh tale where there’s a lot of debate about whether Piglet can tie a knot, and he can’t, but Rabbit believes he CAN knot? It was a good time. The fantastic wrapping/rapping is only funny because of homophones in our language, which gave that present so much Christmas magic.
The pun was intended
Many people are uncomfortable making jokes about the cops, this is why the pun below is so clever: you can always claim you weren’t kidding at all but only present a reality.
The fact is that the cops are working nonstop to apprehend the individual who has been stealing their car’s wheels – nonstop, get it? Is that clear? The English language, oh, the English language. Thank you for providing us with so many fantastic pun possibilities!
No Discounts
Using chat apps to sell products is both a curse and a blessing. The good thing is how easy it is for any potential buyer to contact you, but the negative thing is how easy it is for any potential buyer to contact you. You either have to be patient or do what the individual above did – pretend you don’t understand their question and give them an answer they don’t want to hear, but which is technically correct.
Zoom in to see Messi
We’re sure if this guy told his friends that he got a selfie with Messi, they’d be ecstatic to see it — after all, not many people can boast of taking a selfie with one of the finest footballers in the world.
The “selfie” turned out to be a little different than we had hoped, but you can’t claim the person lied. He is in the photograph. They’re simply a form of social alienation.
Moment of Truth
How to maximize your odds of survival if you ever found yourself in the presence of a hungry shark? This woman was speaking facts, which were strange. A shark would be a quicker swimmer but a slower runner in a triathlon so It would all come down to the better biker. Let’s wait to see who wins.
He deserves praise
While encouraging messages depicting those who overcame adversity to live their best lives and serve as role models for all humanity are inspiring, we sometimes want to make a hilarious comment like the one below.
Sure, a 104-year-old in good form and running is an incredible story, but he also had more time to train. Can we argue with that?
Imaginative problem-solving
Kids are amusing because they think in such a different way. They’re imaginative, naive, and haven’t yet learned to adhere to what society wants of each individual, so they get to do what they want and get rewarded for it. This child did not do as expected in this test but did get it right? I would still give them an A if we were their teacher.
To the north and south
We initially mistook the phrase “motivational phrase” for something else as we began reading the post below. “Ah, ok, it’s only a joke,” we reasoned, “like ‘two wrongs don’t make a right; three lefts do.” It turns out that neither of these is the case. The above post is a fact that we had never considered before but will now be unable to ignore. Isn’t it also true the other way around? You can go south for a long time and start going north, but you can continue west indefinitely and never start going east.
A minimum of ten ducks
If you struggled with mathematics in high school, numbers are likely terrifying for you. It’s a good thing we have a calculator app on our phones because dividing a restaurant bill would be a headache without it. Even when there isn’t a calculation involved, numbers can be daunting. Because the person above has problems formulating a numerical estimate, they decided on the safest option: “at least ten (ducks).” They are not, however, incorrect.
The internet can be stressful
The internet makes it simple for us to ask questions about any problems we may be experiencing, but the negative is that anyone may answer those questions and the quality of such responses is, to put it frankly, unpredictable.
“Baby clothes are smaller than most adult clothes.”That is the reply she got. Not wrong but not right either.
I’m a travel writer
Being a travel journalist sounds like a dream job — who wouldn’t want to get paid to travel to new places, eat delicious food, attend exciting parties, and mix with the locals? Things, however, are not as simple as they appear. A travel writer must be well-informed, have the right mindset, and, of course, be able to write well, which is a unique talent. For example, the person above is almost a travel writer but not really. They aren’t entirely incorrect, however.
Tell the judge about it
Being in trouble for something you didn’t do sounds like the scariest thing in the world, and unfortunately, it happens all the time. There have been far too many incidents of innocent people being wrongfully imprisoned for crimes they did not commit. The message on the sign above, on the other hand, is a cunning exception. Plagiarism is getting caught for something you didn’t do, and all we can say is that we’re delighted justice was done.
My canine companion is shaped like a circle
This appears to be a homework assignment that some children didn’t quite get, but they eventually got right. They were asked to talk about their dog by circling the term that best characterizes it and explaining why. While our initial reaction was to say “no, child,” we have to concede that they look to be technically correct, and we can’t argue with them. We’re curious about their final grade.
Give this individual an A
Remember when you were in school and one of the questions accidentally disclosed the correct answer owing to someone’s error, and the entire class was overjoyed, and it seemed like the best day ever?
This could appear to be a similar case, but it isn’t; the guy who answered “30 minutes” just didn’t comprehend the question. Even yet, they are technically correct, and if this were a test, we don’t see how they wouldn’t get a full score for it.
Please don’t do that
We expected this to be one of those stories that we’d regret reading since it kept us awake at night, but it turned out to be the most anticlimactic terrifying story we’d ever read.
But you’re not with us, are you? Don’t you feel that something horrible is about to happen when you read “Never contact Chuck-E-Cheese at 3 a.m.”? Nope. The reason you shouldn’t contact Chuck-E-Cheese at 3 a.m. is that… they’re closed.
Commas are essential
As you may know, commas are vital, and you’ve undoubtedly heard a comical illustration of why, such as the difference between “I like cooking, dogs, and kids” and “I like cooking dogs and kids.”
We expected an example like that, but instead, they chose “Ben is in a rush” instead of “Ben is in a coma.” Yes, sir, commas can significantly alter the meaning of a statement. You’re entirely correct.
Pixel art with sound
Although we dislike the misuse of the term “literally,” we do appreciate the “something is just something else” type of description because it is generally hilariously correct.
“Perhaps if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning,” as well as the example above, which precisely characterizes cross-sticking as “acoustic pixel art.”
Bonus points for originality
Someone can be labeled “book smart” if their knowledge comes from books; on the other side, someone can be called “street smart” if their information comes from practical experience.
We’re not sure how to categorize the student who replied “Washington’s army didn’t receive any backup from… Godzilla” in their test. They are technically correct, but they are also incredibly innovative. Godzilla gives you a nod of approval, but we’re not sure whether that’ll save them from failing History.
Planet of the Robots
We thought calling Mars “the red planet” was the coolest part of the universe the whole time, but one internet user proved us wrong. People, we’ve been wasting a fantastic opportunity here!
As they correctly pointed out, there appears to be no life on Mars. The robots we put there to transmit data to us make up the entirety of its existing population. As a result, we have a planet in our solar system that is populated by robots. It’s a robotic world!
Short and to-the-point
First and foremost, we’ve never had to use a building’s evacuation plan. If we ever find ourselves in a circumstance like a fire (knock on wood, it won’t happen), we’d like to have access to an evacuation plan that isn’t as short and sweet as the one below.
Sure, you want the directions to be as simple as possible, but this structure went above and beyond. Is it still possible to say that they’re technically correct? However, we do not wish to endorse such a strategy.
Passing that test with flying colors
The comment below reminded us of the Friends episode where Joey tells Rachel about his younger sister Dina and explains how she’s the brightest of all the Tribbiani kids with a “you know the SATs?” They were taken by her.” So, the individual who made the above post did a DNA test, and the results were positive – they do have DNA. Is it beneficial to them? We’re not sure how to respond, but we’re not going to be the ones to urge them to “stop bragging.”
Young Age
It’s easy to feel like we’re the only ones who didn’t do such” at an exceptionally young age” when we hear about people who accomplished so much at such a young age – from learning to read to finishing high school to becoming businesspeople and earning a lot of money.
“I was born at a relatively young age,” can we all agree?
Wealth of wisdom
People enjoy providing and receiving advice and bragging about their life experiences. The individual below wishes to demonstrate to the world that they are knowledgeable about women, even to the point of oversharing their knowledge with their followers. Although the information they provided was not what we expected, it is technically valid, as is everything else on this list. You can be confident a woman is a horse if she has hooves instead of hands.
You’d Starve
“Did you know you can jump without a parachute? Wow really?” I was completely unaware! – You can do it, but only once.” “Did you even know you can drink lava?” is another popular variant with the same ending. What we see above isn’t precisely the same joke, but it’s close enough because they’re all based on a technically valid statement. Who’d have guessed the truth could be so amusing?
That’s something
We frequently avoid T-shirts with words printed on them since the slogan a) doesn’t make any sense, b) makes a false statement, or c) doesn’t connect to who we are as individuals.
“I am faster than something slower” I’d wear a T-shirt with that slogan on it.
A country music lover
First dates, if it’s a blind date, can be nerve-wracking. How can you strike up a conversation with someone you’ve never met and are seeing for the first time? It’s a fantastic approach to break the ice by talking about your likes and dislikes, but make sure you’re on the same page. That woman is a big country fan, and the man in an attempt to impress her began talking about how vast China is. We can see his blunder so clearly! Because Russia is a far larger country, he should have named it instead of China.
Consuming the same amount of calories as six donuts
Let’s look at the post itself before we get into the discussion about the remark. Rather than eating six doughnuts, this graphic demonstrates how to consume the sugar contained in six donuts. No, that’s not the same thing. But, we’d like to discuss that follow-up remark and how accurate it is. We’re surprised that a 20-ounce Coke contains the same calories as six donuts. We never would’ve imagined that in a million years.
